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How did some slip of an ursine boy in a dandy's costume from the trashiest corners of conservative East Long Island become the cyber-spacially bored Actor, Adventurer, Beard-Loving Sex Guru, and Writer, barely standing before you? That's what I want to talk about, Ladies & Gentlemen. Perhaps it started when I was Voted "Most Likely To Become A Pornstar" in High School. Perhaps we can figure it out together through the diverse mixture of erotic nightmares and sensual daydreams I share with you here.

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Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, LIPSCHITZ!

DYING….DYING!!!!!!

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Video Posted: 29.05.2012 Time: 7:45 | 5,844 notes | ? Reblog
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SUCH A CRUSH on whoever this is.

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Photo Posted: 30.04.2012 Time: 3:25 | 643 notes | ? Reblog

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Photo Posted: 27.04.2012 Time: 1:35 | 1,861 notes | ? Reblog

anthonyjohndicapua:

No words..

i’d have fucked him.

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Photo Posted: 24.04.2012 Time: 1:38 | 151 notes | ? Reblog

BEAUTIFUL!!!

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Photo Posted: 24.04.2012 Time: 1:24 | 910 notes | ? Reblog
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mmm

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Photo Posted: 24.04.2012 Time: 0:59 | 403 notes | ? Reblog

distillerette:

Nightmare Beast, by Sebastien Ferraut


Photo Posted: 22.04.2012 Time: 19:42 | 15,525 notes | ? Reblog

NEED.

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Photo Posted: 22.04.2012 Time: 18:17 | 67 notes | ? Reblog

THIS REALLY NEEDS TO BE MY HUSBAND, HOLY SHIT.

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Photo Posted: 22.04.2012 Time: 18:15 | 293 notes | ? Reblog
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